Many people have debated whether or not it is appropriate to share their favorite bar jokes when going into public or hanging out with friends.
The reason is probably because no one joke is the same and original. However, today I would like to share with you a funny bar joke that I have been told makes people laugh their socks off and always lightens up the mood a bit. It’s a good corny joke and many have added it to their list of collections.
So without any further ado… here is my “Walked into a Bar joke,” written by everyone, but me…
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies,”I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..”
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”
The cowboy explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady says, “What”s it telling you now?”
Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”
The woman giggles and replies “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing’s an hour fast.”
And one more just for fun…
Sports and Fitness Walked Into A Bar Jokes
A personal trainer walks into a bar and orders one drink after another. After about the fifth drink, the bartender gets concerned and asks the guy, “Problems at work, pal?” The guy says, “Yeah, I’m a personal trainer at Gold’s Gym and they let me go today. They said, ‘I just wasn’t working out.’”
A runner, a CrossFitter, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes of arriving.
An unruly soccer ball rolls into a bar. The bartender kicked him out.
A golf club walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender refused to serve him. “Why not,” asked the golf club. “Because you’ll be driving later,” replied the bartender.
A wayward baseball rolls into a bar, and the bartender throws him out.
A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Do you want to play a game? See those two rib-eyes nailed to the ceiling? You get to throw one dart. If you hit one, you get to take them home and I’ll give you a free drink.” The man says, “No thanks, the steaks are too high.”